Goat Hosts Reality Show, Eliminates Contestants Based on Headbutt Compatibility

Ma tuned in with popcorn ready,
Pa cheered, “That goat’s rock-solid steady!”
Lou placed bets on Round One Head,
Granny shrieked when Pig dropped dead.
Goat strutted in with flashy flair,
“Tonight, we test if y’all can pair!”
Each suitor stood with helmet tight,
Then Goat charged forth in lover’s rite.
“Compatibility,” he’d claim,
“Is measured best by skull and frame.”
Cow won hearts with horn finesse,
While Rooster flopped in sequined dress.
Preacher prayed for goats to cease,
But tuned in weekly–God loves peace.
Now streaming deals are pouring fast,
With “Butt Bachelor” gaining caste.
Goat just signs in hoofprint bold,
Says love is blunt–and sometimes cold.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on December 24, 2024 by Alan Nafzger