Screwworm objects The United States has reopened another border crossing for Mexican cattle while tightening safeguards against New World screwworm. The

Washington discovers the calendar President Trump announced an $8 billion Harvest Fuel Relief program to help farmers cope with soaring diesel

Paperwork gets bigger Washington has announced $57 million to expand American meat-processing capacity. The objective is sensible: more options for ranchers,

Nobody knows the total American farmers owe a record amount of money, and the most entertaining part is that official accounting

Houston, we have an acreage problem NASA and the Department of Agriculture have signed an agreement to use Earth observation, geospatial

Farmers count to ten The United States Department of Agriculture has corrected its September corn estimates after discovering a processing error

The pump is the priciest hired hand American farmers have discovered a fresh agricultural commodity: diesel fuel, now priced somewhere between

Nitrogen gets a patriotic surcharge The federal government has selected eight domestic fertilizer projects representing more than $1.34 billion in proposed

Corn declines overtime The nation's corn harvest was 60 percent complete as of October 25, six percentage points behind the five-year

Old iron gets promoted Sales of new American farm tractors fell 16.4 percent in September compared with a year earlier, while

Agriculture's Financial Crisis Reaches New Heights as Farmers Discover That Zero Percent Financing Still Requires Eventually Paying for Something WICHITA, KANSAS

A press release cannot be spread across 1,000 acres WASHINGTON, D.C. - American farmers have welcomed the announcement of more than

It requires no fertilizer and survives drought LINCOLN, NEBRASKA - American farmers have spent generations attempting to improve yields through better

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The Goat Ate My Fence Again Performed By Debbie "Hayride" Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD: The Goat Ate My Fence

Kansas State University: Where the Future of Farming is Harvested with a Side of Humor! Cultivating Knowledge, One Pun at a

USDA's cotton export plan meets a very well-traveled shirt LUBBOCK, TEXAS - American cotton farmers have welcomed a federal initiative to

The White House invited 300,000 tons; grocery prices never RSVP'd WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump's plan to make American beef

USDA adds seafood to the rancher loan program WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has created an unexpected alliance between

USDA expands crop insurance, farmers ask about politicians LUBBOCK, TEXAS - America's cotton farmers have welcomed new crop insurance options from

Agribusiness Antics: The Hilarious Highs and Lows of Farming Enterprises! Marketing Mishaps: Accidentally advertising corn as "organic bananas." Harvest Haven, USA -

Farm Follies: The Art of Problem-Solving on the Farm! Duck Dynasty: Using ducks to control the slug population turns the farm

Federal Officials Demand an Explanation From Uncooperative Weather After Discovering That Rain Clouds Ignore Agricultural Regulations DES MOINES, IOWA - The

Farmers learn that engines don't accept press releases WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture has announced $8 billion

Federal Veterinarians Recommend Enhanced Biosecurity as Dairy Farmers Discover Their Livestock Apparently Have Friends in the Poultry Community YAKIMA, WASHINGTON -

Lawmakers Propose Mandatory Self-Harvesting Fruit After Learning That Picking Strawberries Requires More Than Patriotic Enthusiasm SALINAS, CALIFORNIA - America's strawberry growers

Barge rates rise while the farmer's check shrinks FAYETTEVILLE, ARKANSAS - Agricultural economists have identified a remarkable financial phenomenon along the

Congress Announces Plans to Protect American Agriculture From Foreign Competition, Foreign Workers and Apparently the Agricultural Industry Itself WASHINGTON, D.C. -