Tractor Got Stolen, Found in a TikTok Dance

Well Hank’s ol’ tractor disappeared at dawn,
He cussed, he kicked, he blamed the lawn.
Called the sheriff, called the mayor,
Even called his cousin Claire.
But by noon it went viral, hot and slick,
On TikTok’s trending farmyard click.
There it was, in full display,
Doing the Dougie in a field of hay.
Two teens in boots and fashion scars,
Doin’ flips off the hood near rusted bars.
“#YeeYeeSteez” was blowin’ up,
While Hank just sipped from his coffee cup.
He muttered, “City kids with spray-on tan,
Got no clue how to shift or scan.”
The sheriff tried to shut it down,
But his deputy filmed the whole dang town.
Now every cow in three-mile range,
Is background moo in TikTok fame.
The mayor posed with a pitchfork bright,
Sayin’, “This here’s our cultural right.”
Hank gave up, joined the crew,
He flossed near sheep and a kangaroo.
Now his tractor’s got an agent too,
And books commercials in Malibu.
So if your Deere gets hijacked for fame,
Just dance along–they’ll spell your name.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on September 13, 2021 by Alan Nafzger