Texas Politician Tries Farming for a Day, Accidentally Declares War on Chickens
Ma said, “He wore his suit to muck the coop.”
Pa muttered, “City folks ain’t worth chicken poop.”
He strutted in with a press team wide,
Promisin’ policy with poultry pride.
“I’ll feed ’em justice, fresh and hot,”
Then mistook a rooster for a SWAT.
He dodged a peck and spilled the grain,
Declared the henhouse a terror domain.
“We’ll sanction eggs and seize their nests!”
He shouted, duckin’ feathered protests.
The rooster crowed, “You bureaucrat punk!”
Then chased him into a manure trunk.
Now the papers read: “Senator Fried,”
And hens squawk-laugh statewide with pride.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on December 2, 2020 by Alan Nafzger