Squirrel Opens Investment Firm, Specializes in Acorn Futures and Nut-Based Portfolios
Ma said, “That rodent owns a suit?”
Pa replied, “And three squirrel loot.”
Lou invested in BarkCoin fast,
While Granny hid her seeds at last.
Squirrel drew charts with tail so neat,
“Diversify your woodland wheat.”
“Don’t put all nuts in one old tree,
And hedge your stash in shrubbery.”
He held Zoom calls from nesting limb,
Charged consulting fees by whim.
Goat got rich on peanut stocks,
While Pig lost all on pinecone clocks.
Preacher prayed on market dips,
Then tithed in shells and almond chips.
City bankers called him sly,
“His portfolio made my hedge fund cry!”
Now squirrels run the forest floor,
With walnut wealth and fiscal lore.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on August 6, 2022 by Alan Nafzger