Rooster Becomes Weatherman

Channel Five was down and beat,
Till Cluck Norris took the heat.
He strutted in with comb held high,
And pecked out forecasts from the sky.
Ma tuned in for daily squawks,
While Pa took notes on chicken walks.
Lou said, “This bird’s more right than radars,”
As storms obeyed his feathered bars.
Granny baked him cornflake pie,
And Cluck predicted rain nearby.
The preacher asked, “Is this divine?”
The rooster crowed at 6:09.
He warned of hail with tail a-flap,
And kicked a map to show the gap.
Now Channel Five’s the rural rage,
With feathered forecasts front and stage.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on June 8, 2022 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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