Rooster Becomes Alarm Clock Influencer, Signs Deal with Apple
Ma said, “He’s always crowed at dawn,”
But now he crows from dusk to lawn.
Pa grumbled, “Used to crow for free,”
Now rooster’s got a manager and fee.
Lou filmed reels at golden hour,
While Granny sewed him suits of power.
The preacher asked for morning grace,
And got a shout straight to the face.
He signed with Apple, got a mic,
And crows in Dolby, crystal-like.
He wakes the world in viral clips,
With hashtags under chicken quips.
City folks buy ringtones fast,
To hear him crow with cocky blast.
Now sunrise comes with brand appeal,
And rooster crows with license deal.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on November 28, 2022 by Alan Nafzger