Ranch Dog Enrolls in Online College, Majors in Cattle Psychology
Ma said, “He’s got a thesis on herd emotion.”
Pa muttered, “And a student loan bigger than the ocean.”
That border collie clicked through class,
With a headset, tail, and academic sass.
“Understanding Bovine Mood Swings” he wrote,
While cows mooed softly under his coat.
He aced debates on hay preferences,
And gave TED talks with laser references.
One cow cried, “He gets my moo,”
Now she journals and drinks kombucha too.
The dean said, “We’ve never seen this breed,”
Graduated him with honors and an oat feed.
Now he counsels steers with gentle tone,
And writes bestsellers like “Don’t Graze Alone.”
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on February 16, 2021 by Alan Nafzger