Politician Visits Ranch, Mistakes Manure Pile for Eco-Friendly Foot Spa
Ma grinned, “He dipped both feet with pride.”
Pa said, “Thought it was geothermal mud, wide-eyed.”
The senator smiled, “Feels earthy and bold,”
Till flies performed a ballet uncontrolled.
“This must be that rural exfoliate!”
He said, mid-sniff, as goats salivate.
A cow farted applause from the hill,
While interns sprayed Febreze at will.
“I support you folks,” he gushed with glee,
Wearing boots now banned by the CDC.
“It’s all-natural, no filters or gloss,”
Till he slipped and baptized in alfalfa sauce.
He promised subsidies through the haze,
Then vanished–recalled on election dayz.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)