Pig Opens Yoga Studio in Barn

Miss Petunia struck a pose,
In downward hog with muddy toes.
Ma peeked in and dropped her pie,
While Pa just grunted, “Lord, oh my.”
Lou brought mats and incense flair,
Granny stretched on folding chair.
The preacher joined with cautious bend,
Till goat headbutts made it end.
Classes filled with cows and cats,
And one confused fox in yoga slacks.
She taught deep breaths and snout-based zen,
While ducks meditated in the pen.
Now Tuesdays host the swine salute,
With chants of “Om” and veggie fruit.
It’s peace and pork in one large yurt,
Where chakras meet the barnyard dirt.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on September 16, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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