Horse Joins TikTok, Goes Viral for Kicking Influencers Off Fenceposts
Ma laughed, “He’s a four-legged star!”
Pa said, “Just kicked a guy into his Prius car.”
They lined up in boots with ring lights bright,
Till Ol’ Clyde kicked ’em outta sight.
“It’s rustic chic!” one vlogger cried,
Then flew ten feet and barely sighed.
The horse has merch, a fanbase vast,
Signed a deal with Neighflix fast.
His bio reads: “Zero tolerance for clout,”
And influencers now think twice about shout.
City folk flee when he trots near,
He’s the barn’s new sheriff, make that clear.
Hashtag: #KickFluencer now trends wide,
Justice served with a powerful hide.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 7, 2026 by Alan Nafzger