Horse Joins TikTok, Goes Viral for Kicking Influencers Off Fenceposts

Ma laughed, “He’s a four-legged star!”
Pa said, “Just kicked a guy into his Prius car.”
They lined up in boots with ring lights bright,
Till Ol’ Clyde kicked ’em outta sight.
“It’s rustic chic!” one vlogger cried,
Then flew ten feet and barely sighed.
The horse has merch, a fanbase vast,
Signed a deal with Neighflix fast.
His bio reads: “Zero tolerance for clout,”
And influencers now think twice about shout.
City folk flee when he trots near,
He’s the barn’s new sheriff, make that clear.
Hashtag: #KickFluencer now trends wide,
Justice served with a powerful hide.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on March 7, 2026 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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