Goat Opens Law Firm, Specializes in Fence-Related Disputes and Chewing Rights
Ma said, “Well slap my fence and sue,”
The goat wore specs and briefcase too.
Pa grumbled, “He’s slicker than a fox,”
While Lou filmed ads near chicken coops and locks.
“Has your neighbor blocked your graze?
Call Goat & Grit — we fight your case!”
He chewed each file with legal grace,
And won a suit on grazing space.
Granny hired him ‘gainst ol’ Pete,
Who claimed her cows stomped on his wheat.
The preacher asked for holy writ,
Goat handed scrolls he hadn’t bit.
City lawyers came to learn,
But fainted when he ate their turn.
Now every court from here to Lamesa,
Fears the goat in a tie–Judge, Jury, and Visa.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on November 9, 2023 by Alan Nafzger