Goat Launches Pyramid Scheme Selling Rocks to City Folks as “Farm Crystals of Truth”
Ma said, “That goat got rich on gravel?”
Pa snorted, “He’s makin’ Manhattan unravel.”
With a bandana and a voice so wise,
He sold “Moon Rocks” as healing pies.
“This one clears debt, this one cures debt,”
He bleated loud without regret.
City girls lined up with cards in hand,
Payin’ for dirt from cow feed land.
Pig ran shipping in recycled hay,
Chicken labeled each crystal “Yay!”
“Refunds are sin,” Goat’s brochure said,
As Rooster hypnotized each head.
Lou filmed a testimonial cry,
From a man who hugged rocks till July.
Now Goat owns six barns and a Benz,
Selling hope to urban friends.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 27, 2026 by Alan Nafzger