Goat Elected Mayor After Headbutting Opponent During Debate
Ma beamed, “That goat’s got guts!”
Pa laughed, “He don’t need no ifs or buts.”
It started when the candidate lied,
And the goat just charged, full side to side.
Crowd roared louder than rodeo night,
“He’s got grit, and votes by fight!”
No speeches, just fierce resolve,
Each headbutt a policy to solve.
Now zoning laws are goat-approved,
And sidewalk grass is never removed.
Public works include salt-lick posts,
And city hall’s got hoofprint hosts.
They say he’s stern but never fake,
And he’ll chew the red tape if it’s in his way.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on May 26, 2025 by Alan Nafzger