Goat Accidentally Elected Mayor After Town Mistakes Ballot for Petting Zoo Sign-In
Ma hollered, “We voted for who?”
Pa said, “Well he does less damage than you-know-who.”
Turns out the ballot box was shared,
With the petting zoo sheet none too prepared.
Kids signed ‘Billy’ in crayon red,
Now the goat wears a sash and head.
First decree? More grass, less talk,
Second? Headbutt council at the walk.
He chews the charter, snorts at tax,
And vetoed roads in favor of snacks.
City hall smells of straw and grit,
Yet somehow traffic flows legit.
Reporters ask, “Is democracy broke?”
Locals shrug, “Nah, he’s less of a joke.”
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 5, 2021 by Alan Nafzger