Farmer Sues Cloud for Raining Only on Democrat-Owned Fields
Ma frowned, “That rain’s got bias, clear.”
Pa yelled, “It’s redistricted our whole rear!”
The east field’s dry, the west’s all wet,
And the donkey patch is floatin’ yet.
Turns out the rain had party lines,
Votin’ blue with its water signs.
They filed a suit in weather court,
Accusing the cloud of unfair sport.
The judge said, “Storms don’t see the polls,”
Then thunder clapped with liberal goals.
Now they tarp their acres red and proud,
And curse each drop like it’s a crowd.
Even the scarecrow picked a side,
With MAGA straw stuck in its hide.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on June 10, 2021 by Alan Nafzger