Farmer Sells Barn on Zillow, Gets Offers from Silicon Valley Startups
“It’s rustic chic!” the listing read,
Though it lacked both roof and bed.
Tech bros flew in from far and wide,
To turn manure into venture pride.
One wanted goat-based cryptocurrency,
Another pitched “Haybnb” urgency.
“We’ll put AI in troughs and stalls!”
They cried while filming TikTok calls.
The barn was bought for 3 mil cash,
Now full of drones and beard oil stash.
They installed espresso in the hay,
And laid off cows for lack of pay.
But when the pigs began to unionize,
The IPO fell and lawsuits did rise.
Now the barn’s a WeWork haunted husk,
Where raccoons host seminars at dusk.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on May 28, 2021 by Alan Nafzger