Farmer Sells Barn on Zillow, Gets Offers from Silicon Valley Startups

“It’s rustic chic!” the listing read,
Though it lacked both roof and bed.
Tech bros flew in from far and wide,
To turn manure into venture pride.
One wanted goat-based cryptocurrency,
Another pitched “Haybnb” urgency.
“We’ll put AI in troughs and stalls!”
They cried while filming TikTok calls.
The barn was bought for 3 mil cash,
Now full of drones and beard oil stash.
They installed espresso in the hay,
And laid off cows for lack of pay.
But when the pigs began to unionize,
The IPO fell and lawsuits did rise.
Now the barn’s a WeWork haunted husk,
Where raccoons host seminars at dusk.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on May 28, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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