Farmer Hosts Silent Disco for Cows, Milk Output Triples

They donned headphones by the bale,
And danced beneath the milky pale.
Beats of Moozart, Cowvin Harris too,
Sent udders swinging in a rhythmic moo.
No DJ, just a Bluetooth pole,
And cows in trance near watering hole.
The farmer watched with shocked delight,
As cream poured faster every night.
“We’ve tried Mozart, tried rock and Bach,
But lo-fi beats unlock the stock.”
The barn became a bovine rave,
With disco balls and udder wave.
City folk flew out to see,
And tried to mosh with dairy glee.
But cows said no, with gentle kicks,
“This groove is ours–go spin your tricks.”

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on November 1, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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