Cow Starts True Crime Podcast About Farmer Disappearances, Becomes #1 on Rural Spotify

Ma gasped, “She narratin’ murder now?”
Pa muttered, “This heifer’s got know-how.”
With a mic strapped to her grazing jaw,
She moo’d through tales that dropped your craw.
“Farmer Jed went out to mend a gate–
Only came back as a mystery plate.”
Goat ran sound with a solemn tone,
While Chicken tracked clues on a xylophone.
“There’s blood on the hay bale, tracks in the slop,”
Cow whispered slow for dramatic pop.
Rooster reenacted fatal deeds,
With Pig as victim–based on leads.
Granny did cold case segment reads,
While Lou interviewed cornfield weeds.
City sleuths subscribed in fear,
As cows chewed cud and solved each year.
Now Cow signs autographs in chalk,
At true crime fairs with murder talk.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on January 5, 2026 by Alan Nafzger