Cow Opens Therapy Practice, Specializes in Moo-Tional Support and Udder Self-Esteem

Ma booked Pa for couples’ chat,
Pa said, “That cow’s too wise for that.”
Lou confessed his tractor fear,
While Granny sobbed, “I milk shame, dear!”
Cow adjusted specs with grace,
Said, “Let’s unpack your feeding space.”
She mooed of worth and healing hay,
Of grazing guilt just drifting away.
“Your value’s more than butter, friend,
Your journey’s got a tender end.”
Pig unburdened corn cob sin,
While Rooster cried, “I yell within!”
Goat admitted he chews on stress,
Cow just nodded, “You do your best.”
City shrinks now call for tips,
And Moo-Tube’s full of self-help clips.
Now barns are filled with mindful lows,
Thanks to Cow and how she moos and grows.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on January 11, 2024 by Alan Nafzger