City Folks Open ‘Farm Experience Spa,’ Accidentally Invent New Form of Tetanus
Ma read the flyer, rolled her eyes,
“Mud bath my foot–that’s cow pie surprise.”
Pa chuckled, “They payin’ to touch manure?”
“Yep,” Ma said, “And call it couture.”
They drove in, fresh from the flats,
Wore yoga pants and straw-brimmed hats.
Paid fifty bucks to pet a hog,
Got kicked twice and hugged a frog.
One gal licked a salt lick in pride,
Thought it was vegan, nearly died.
Another fella milked a bull,
The ER visit? Insurance full.
Now lawsuits fly like hens on fire,
As tetanus shots expire their buyer.
But Yelp says, “Great rustic trip!”
If you survive the tetanus dip.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on April 21, 2021 by Alan Nafzger