City Folk Try Open-Air Farming, Confuse Wi-Fi with Irrigation
They pitched their tents on muddy fields,
With startup dreams and Costco yields.
“We’ll disrupt corn,” one vegan cried,
“Just scan this app, the seeds decide!”
They watered plants with LaCroix cans,
And fertilized with TikTok plans.
One wore Gucci to chase a goose,
Another sued a tree for “abuse.”
They prayed to drones for rain to fall,
But ordered DoorDash for cattle call.
“Where’s the outlet for this cow?”
Asked Chad while milking a Wi-Fi tower.
They composted NFTs in rows,
And planted tweets to see what grows.
In time they fled, all bitten sore,
While the cows moo-laughed from barnyard lore.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)