Chicken Learns to Type, Becomes Best-Selling Romance Novelist Under Pen Name “Feather McLovin”
Ma squawked, “That hen wrote steamy tales?”
Pa replied, “With peckin’ power that never fails.”
On an old Dell near the silo door,
She clucked out plots folks would adore.
“Lust in the Coop” topped every chart,
With rooster heroes who steal the heart.
Eggbound Passions, her next big hit,
Was banned in Utah for bein’ too lit.
Her prose was hot, her syntax bold,
Each page turned like morning gold.
Critics raved, “This bird’s got bite!”
Though she still sleeps in straw each night.
Now book tours include cluck and sign,
And hens lay eggs just to feel that shine.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on July 15, 2023 by Alan Nafzger