Chicken Joins the School Board
Henrietta clucked with fierce decree,
“Less math, more corn, and liberty!”
Ma took notes with shaky hand,
While Pa yelled, “Let her take a stand!”
Lou ran polls, the mule abstained,
Granny cheered while goats complained.
She pecked the gavel, laid one egg,
Then banned kale chips and wooden leg.
The preacher gasped, “It’s poultry’s hour!”
As roosters crowed from the bell tower.
Henrietta ruled with beady glare,
Cut recess short for coop repair.
Kids now pledge to feathered flag,
While teachers roost and grades don’t lag.
No test, just pecks for merit rise,
And farm law written ‘neath chicken eyes.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on June 12, 2022 by Alan Nafzger