Chicken Joins the School Board

Henrietta clucked with fierce decree,
“Less math, more corn, and liberty!”
Ma took notes with shaky hand,
While Pa yelled, “Let her take a stand!”
Lou ran polls, the mule abstained,
Granny cheered while goats complained.
She pecked the gavel, laid one egg,
Then banned kale chips and wooden leg.
The preacher gasped, “It’s poultry’s hour!”
As roosters crowed from the bell tower.
Henrietta ruled with beady glare,
Cut recess short for coop repair.
Kids now pledge to feathered flag,
While teachers roost and grades don’t lag.
No test, just pecks for merit rise,
And farm law written ‘neath chicken eyes.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on June 12, 2022 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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