Chicken Joins MLM, Tries to Sell Essential Oils to Entire Barnyard
Ma said, “That hen smells like mint.”
Pa nodded, “And she talks like she’s in a stint.”
“Y’all feelin’ stressed? Need more pep?
Try CluckEssence–one drop and you’ll step!”
She hawked lemon balm for moo moods,
And rosemary mist for picky foods.
The sheep signed up but wanted out,
When peppermint made ’em leap and shout.
Horse sniffed sage, ran through a fence,
While goat said, “This oil makes zero sense.”
Still the chicken climbed the MLM ranks,
Feathered Bentley bought with “wellness” pranks.
Now she leads Zooms from a golden nest,
Selling stress cures that fail a sniff test.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on December 12, 2025 by Alan Nafzger