Chicken Joins MLM, Tries to Sell Essential Oils to Entire Barnyard

Ma said, “That hen smells like mint.”
Pa nodded, “And she talks like she’s in a stint.”
“Y’all feelin’ stressed? Need more pep?
Try CluckEssence™–one drop and you’ll step!”
She hawked lemon balm for moo moods,
And rosemary mist for picky foods.
The sheep signed up but wanted out,
When peppermint made ’em leap and shout.
Horse sniffed sage, ran through a fence,
While goat said, “This oil makes zero sense.”
Still the chicken climbed the MLM ranks,
Feathered Bentley bought with “wellness” pranks.
Now she leads Zooms from a golden nest,
Selling stress cures that fail a sniff test.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on December 12, 2025 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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