Chicken Becomes Social Media Influencer, Goes Viral for Egg-Splaining Everything

Ma said, “She’s postin’ again,”
As Chicken clucked in selfie pen.
Pa rolled eyes, “She hashtags hay,”
While Lou liked every meme all day.
“Rise and shine,” she tweets at dawn,
With yolky quotes and beak lip balm on.
She taught a cow to work the ‘Gram,
Then danced with goats in a traffic jam.
Granny bought her merch and socks,
The preacher prayed through TikTok shocks.
She egg-splains love, she egg-splains loss,
She vlogs from nests like she’s the boss.
Now city teens all dress in fluff,
Claimin’ her yolk-core’s deep enough.
She laid one egg, then dropped a beat,
And booked a tour on Chicken Street.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on October 14, 2023 by Alan Nafzger