Politician Visits Farm, Mistakes Cow for Union Rep

He came in boots, all clean and new,
Declared, “I know the country too!”
Then shook a cow with practiced flair,
And said, “Madam, love your healthcare.”
The cow just blinked, then gave a moo,
Which aides took down as “Point number two.”
He promised hay, he posed with sheep,
Then kissed a goat who smelled like feet.
He asked the pigs to draft a bill,
Then fell face-first in Bessie’s spill.
Reporters asked, “How was the day?”
He said, “That cow had lots to say.”
The farmer grinned and waved his hat,
“That cow’s been speechless–imagine that!”
But back in D.C., laws were signed,
By hoofprint stamp the cow designed.
And now each farm gets monthly brie,
All thanks to bovine diplomacy.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on March 7, 2022 by Alan Nafzger