Goat Elected Mayor After Headbutting Opponent During Debate

Ma beamed, “That goat’s got guts!”
Pa laughed, “He don’t need no ifs or buts.”
It started when the candidate lied,
And the goat just charged, full side to side.
Crowd roared louder than rodeo night,
“He’s got grit, and votes by fight!”
No speeches, just fierce resolve,
Each headbutt a policy to solve.
Now zoning laws are goat-approved,
And sidewalk grass is never removed.
Public works include salt-lick posts,
And city hall’s got hoofprint hosts.
They say he’s stern but never fake,
And he’ll chew the red tape if it’s in his way.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on May 26, 2025 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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