Cow Becomes TikTok Star After Accidentally Inventing Line Dancing

It started with a slip in mud,
A shuffle step, then hoof-thud-thud.
Ma screamed, “She’s got the rhythm down!”
Pa filmed while grinning like a clown.
Lou added music, gave it flair,
Granny threw feed up in the air.
The preacher blessed the bovine’s jig,
Declared it holy, bold, and big.
Now cows from miles around convene,
To learn her steps and make the scene.
With boots on hooves and hats askew,
They moonwalk through a pile of poo.
The city folks pay just to gawk,
As cattle twirl on prairie rock.
Ten million likes, a brand-new dance,
From pasture prance to viral chance.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on September 22, 2024 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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