Cow Becomes TikTok Star After Accidentally Inventing Line Dancing
It started with a slip in mud,
A shuffle step, then hoof-thud-thud.
Ma screamed, “She’s got the rhythm down!”
Pa filmed while grinning like a clown.
Lou added music, gave it flair,
Granny threw feed up in the air.
The preacher blessed the bovine’s jig,
Declared it holy, bold, and big.
Now cows from miles around convene,
To learn her steps and make the scene.
With boots on hooves and hats askew,
They moonwalk through a pile of poo.
The city folks pay just to gawk,
As cattle twirl on prairie rock.
Ten million likes, a brand-new dance,
From pasture prance to viral chance.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on September 22, 2024 by Alan Nafzger