Corn Maze Declared Sovereign Nation

Lou got lost and planted flags,
Granny stitched up corn-made tags.
Ma drew maps with syrup trails,
Pa forged coins with rusty nails.
The preacher came to consecrate,
Declared the husks a holy state.
Border guards were cows with flair,
That mooed in French to claim their air.
They passed laws banning all leaf blowers,
And made old boots their topmost donors.
A rooster ruled from throne of cobs,
While goats enforced with grain-fed mobs.
Now passports bear a cornfield seal,
And trade is done with sweet cornmeal.
The U.N. sent a puzzled scout,
But he got lost and never got out.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on February 6, 2022 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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