Texas Rancher Accidentally Wins Nobel Prize for Inventing Solar-Powered Fence That Zaps Politicians
Ma said, “He just wanted coyotes to quit.”
Pa chuckled, “Now he’s fryin’ House reps bit by bit.”
The fence hums soft like gospel hymns,
But zaps lobbyists right through their brims.
He called it “Shock & Y’All,” with pride so pure,
Running on sun, justice, and manure.
Congress came to tour the tech,
Left with smoke trails from the neck.
“It don’t kill,” he clarified with charm,
“Just reminds em who owns this farm.”
Now the ranch is Nobel-famous land,
With every visitor holding a grounding band.
DC fears the rural mind,
Where zappin’ sense is redefined.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)