Goat Elected Homecoming Queen
At Hilltop High they cast their vote,
And crowned a queen with horns and coat.
Ma cried proud in denim lace,
While Bucky licked the principal’s face.
Lou brought roses, she ate the stem,
Then headbutted the entire gym.
Granny said, “She’s got real charm,”
As Bucky chewed through fire alarm.
The quarterback asked for a dance,
Got his pants split clean by goat romance.
The preacher prayed for prom to end,
But Bucky twerked and called it trend.
Now yearbooks glow with hooved delight,
“Queen Goat 2025–She Fights!”
So if your school has votes to swing,
Bring snacks–and bows–and goat crowning bling.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 12, 2021 by Alan Nafzger