Goat Elected Homecoming Queen

At Hilltop High they cast their vote,
And crowned a queen with horns and coat.
Ma cried proud in denim lace,
While Bucky licked the principal’s face.
Lou brought roses, she ate the stem,
Then headbutted the entire gym.
Granny said, “She’s got real charm,”
As Bucky chewed through fire alarm.
The quarterback asked for a dance,
Got his pants split clean by goat romance.
The preacher prayed for prom to end,
But Bucky twerked and called it trend.
Now yearbooks glow with hooved delight,
“Queen Goat 2025–She Fights!”
So if your school has votes to swing,
Bring snacks–and bows–and goat crowning bling.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on October 12, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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