Turkey Hosts True Crime Podcast, Solves Cold Cases from the Coop
Ma tuned in from the milking barn,
As Turkey clucked on foul play and yarn.
Pa said, “That bird’s got murder smarts,”
Lou took notes in twenty parts.
“Episode one: The Missing Egg,”
Turkey traced it to Goat’s bootleg.
“Case two: Corn Theft at Dawn,”
Clues were etched in Granny’s lawn.
Preacher gasped, “Sin leaves a trail!”
As Turkey squawked through crime and tale.
She reenacted crimes with flair,
And feathered wigs in cross-exam glare.
Each cold case cracked with beak and tone,
While city cops just called by phone.
Now Hollywood wants a deal,
But Turkey squawks, “Truth ain’t for reel.”
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)